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Frequently Asked

Delivery, payment, picking between the lines, and what to do when a device will not fire. If your question is not here, ask us directly.

Ordering & Delivery

Where we deliver, who we can serve, and what happens at the door.

Where do you deliver?

Within the United States. The country is fixed at checkout for that reason — you fill in your state, city, address and ZIP, and we bring the order to you.

Do I need to be 21?

Yes, without exception. A valid government-issued ID is checked when your order is handed over, and an order cannot be completed without one.

How do I know if you cover my area?

Enter your address at checkout — it will tell you if there is a problem with it. Our /find-us pages list the cities we write about specifically, but the delivery map is wider than that page is.

Can I change my order after placing it?

Get in touch as soon as you can through the contact page. Whether a change is possible depends on how far along the order already is, so speed matters more than anything else here.

What if something arrives damaged or wrong?

Contact us with your order reference — it is the MM- code on your confirmation email. Photographs help, and the batch code on the packaging lets us trace exactly which run the item came from.

Do you ship internationally?

No. Deliveries are within the United States only, and that is a legal constraint rather than a logistical one.

Payment & Discounts

How to pay, and the two discounts that stack.

What payment methods do you accept?

Checkout shows the methods available to you at the time, and confirms the total before you commit to anything. The list can vary with order size, so the page itself is the authority rather than any list we could print here.

Are my card details stored?

No card numbers or bank details are collected or stored on this site. Orders are settled through the payment method you choose after checkout.

How do I get a discount?

Two of them, and they stack. Joining the mailing list takes 5% off, and installing the app takes another 5%. Both apply automatically at checkout — there is no code to remember.

Do you take discount codes as well?

Yes. There is a coupon field at checkout, and a valid code applies on top of the total shown. If a code is rejected it will say why rather than failing silently.

Why is my total different from what I expected?

Discounts are applied at checkout rather than on product pages, so the basket total is the one to read. If it still looks wrong, the breakdown on the checkout page itemises every reduction applied.

Products & Effects

Choosing between the lines, and what to expect from each.

What is the difference between distillate, live resin and rosin?

How much of the original plant survives the extraction. Distillate is stripped to near-pure cannabinoid and re-dosed with terpenes; live resin is made from fresh-frozen material and keeps far more of the plant's own profile; rosin is pressed with heat and pressure and no solvent at all. The extracts guide compares them properly.

Should I pick sativa, indica or hybrid?

Use it as a starting filter and then read the terpene profile, which predicts the experience far better than the label does. Those words originally described plant shape, not effect.

How long does a 2g disposable last?

Roughly 400 to 800 draws, or about a week for most people. The range is wide because draw length matters far more than draw count — a six-second pull uses around three times the oil of a two-second one.

How much of an edible should I take?

2.5mg if you have never had one, which is usually half a gummy. Then wait two full hours before considering more. Nearly every uncomfortable edible experience is a second dose taken before the first arrived.

Do your products expire?

There is no expiry date, because nothing becomes unsafe on a particular day. A sealed cartridge holds its character for about a year and stays usable well beyond that — flavour fades first, potency much more slowly.

How should I store a cartridge?

Cool, dark, upright and in its box. Heat is the fastest way to flatten one, light breaks down cannabinoids directly, and oil resting against the mouthpiece seal for months will eventually find its way past it. Not the fridge.

Devices & Troubleshooting

When it will not fire, will not charge, or does not taste right.

My disposable is blinking. What does that mean?

Blinking means the board has power and refused to fire, so a flat battery is the one thing you have already ruled out. Each pattern means something different — the blink-code guide has the full table and the two tests that separate a clog from an electrical fault.

It has oil left but nothing comes through.

Almost always a clog, a blocked airflow slot, or a coil that has dried out. Take a dry draw with the device unlit: if air moves freely the path is clear and the fault is electrical; if it feels sealed, you have a blockage.

Why does it taste burnt?

Four possible causes, and they need opposite responses — a dry wick, too much power, chain-drawing, or a cart that is genuinely finished. Rest it upright for ten minutes and take one short draw: if it is clean again it was temporary.

How long should it take to charge?

About 45 to 60 minutes from flat on a low-output 5V/1A source, such as a computer USB port or a basic phone plug. Avoid fast chargers — the surplus becomes heat, and heat permanently reduces what the cell will hold.

My cart is leaking.

Usually heat, hard draws, or storing it on its side rather than a faulty cartridge. Stand it upright, clean the mouthpiece with a dry cotton bud, and never push anything down the airway.

Authenticity & Lab Testing

Proving a device is real, and reading what the lab found.

How do I know my Muha Meds is genuine?

Scan the QR on the retail packaging with your phone camera. A real result lands on our own domain, names your specific batch, and links to that batch's lab report. Do it before you pay — the check is only worth something while you can still walk away.

The QR code opened a page with your logo. Is that enough?

Only if it names your batch and links to its report. A branded page with no batch number verifies nothing, and imitating the look of verification is one of the more common counterfeit tricks.

What is a COA?

A certificate of analysis — a laboratory's measurement of one specific batch. It covers potency and terpenes, and also pesticides, residual solvents, heavy metals and microbials, which are the panels that actually concern your health.

What does ND mean on a lab report?

Not Detected: the lab tested for it and found nothing above the smallest amount its method can measure. Across the safety panels, ND is exactly what you want to see.

Does every batch have its own report?

Yes. A report measures one batch, so one PDF reused across a whole product line tells you nothing about the item in your hand — and reused reports are among the clearest signs of counterfeit packaging.

Glossary

The vocabulary, decoded

The words that appear on every product page and lab report, in plain terms.

COA
Certificate of analysis. A licensed laboratory's report on one specific batch, covering potency, terpenes and the safety panels — pesticides, solvents, heavy metals and microbials.
Terpenes
The aromatic compounds that make one strain smell of citrus and another of pine. They predict how something will taste, and loosely how it will feel, better than the strain name does.
Distillate
Oil refined to near-pure cannabinoid, then re-dosed with terpenes. Consistent, thin, pale, and the reason two distillate carts can taste almost identical.
Live resin
Extract made from fresh-frozen plant material rather than dried, which preserves far more of the plant's own terpene profile. Naturally darker than distillate, and that darkness is a good sign rather than a bad one.
Rosin
Extract pressed out with heat and pressure and no solvent at all. Hash rosin starts from ice-water hash rather than raw flower.
Diamonds
Crystallised cannabinoids, usually served in a terpene sauce. Very potent; the crystals themselves carry almost no flavour, which is what the sauce is for.
THCa
The acidic form of THC found in raw cannabis. It converts to THC when heated, which is why a lab report calculates Total THC as THCa × 0.877 plus the delta-9 already present.
CBN
What THC slowly becomes as it ages. More CBN is why an old cartridge often feels heavier and sleepier than it did when it was new.
510 thread
The near-universal screw fitting between a cartridge and a battery. A 510 cart works on any 510 battery, which is what lets you control the voltage yourself.
Dry wick
A coil firing faster than oil can reach it, so it heats the wick instead. The scorched taste people call a dry hit.
Batch code
The identifier printed on retail packaging that ties your specific unit to its own lab report. It is what makes a QR check meaningful rather than decorative.
Entourage effect
The idea that cannabinoids and terpenes interact to shape the experience. Well supported by user reports and plausible in principle, but the clinical evidence is still thin — a useful heuristic rather than settled science.

Still stuck?

The guides go considerably deeper than this page does — blink codes, storage, dosing and how to read a lab report. Or write to us and a person will answer.

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